Cupid Costume
At this late date, you’d better just be looking at these gifts for fun and not any actual Valentine’s Day gift ideas… I don’t think your boyfriend or girlfriend would actually want much here. A boobies cupcake, with a bottle of cheap champagne might be OK in a pinch, but no 50 Shades teddy bear or “Sugar Daddy” shorts, please. Breakfast in bed with your face burned into toast & heart-shaped eggs? How about the molded glass anus, or a customized dildo? (Don’t be a dick.) And what says I love you more than, “Guess what, honey? I made funeral arrangements?” Well, together forever IS kinda romantic…
Sugar Daddy Shorts
Heart-Shaped Egg mold
Face Photo Toaster
Boobie Cupckes
50 Shades Teddy Bear
50 Shades Nails
50 Shades/ Dorian Gray Mash-up
Bag of Dicks
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Custom Molded Dildo
Glass Heart-Shaped Anus
2-In-One Fundies
Together Forever
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