Pittsburg defense attorney Daniel Muessig is the scumbag lawyer any scumbag criminal would be proud to hire.
Dan Muessig is a REAL ATTORNEY. We know that because of the flashing chyron over his sales pitch. His fabulously blunt commercial features a montage of (fictional, hopefully) burglars , drug dealers, and prostitues saying “Thanks Dan!” as they merrily continue to commit their crimes.
Says Muessig: “I’m the Pittsburgh criminal defense attorney Pittsburgh criminals hire when they commit crimes.” Then, as images of famous gangsters flash, he adds: ”Trust me, I may have a law degree, but I think like a criminal.” Good to know!
“Any criminal defense attorney who promises you a result is most likely a liar or a scumbag,” Muessig continues. “But what I can promise you is my committed, fighting effort to make sure you’re adequately defended on any charge that you’re facing. I pick up the phone, I answer calls, I return letters, and I make jail visits. Because I’ll probably be there, visiting my friends anyway.”
Love it! (via Slate)
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